"Like High Fidelity But With Blood" or "There Sure Has Been a Lot of Violence Lately." You Pick
So other series is to be started here. Top Five list like that movie/book ("the book is so much better" as the cliche goes.) My other series will probably not continued. Fuck. So this is the first top five list and it deals with violence like everything else lately. See I'm not a hippy; don't let the hair fool you.
Top Five Musician's To Have in a Fight With You
1. Josh Homme -- Why? The dude is 6'5" and like 250. He beat the shit out of Blag Dahlia from the Dwarves and Blag Jesus ain't no small dude. He was in Kyuss, the baddest of all stoner rock bands (and stoner rock ain't for dudes in spanex and makeup) and now he's in Queens of the Stone Age, who just exude bad ass. He also played football in high school, not cause he liked the game but because he just wanted to hit someone. He knocked out some Hell's Angel for fuckin with Mr. Homme (Brody from the Distillers). And basically he's the coolest guy in modern rock music; just read any interview with him to find out.
2. Nick Oliveri – So Nick just seems crazy with the goatee (which his is a prime example of why they call it that), and the naked on stage-ness, and the screaming, and the cokehead persona. But I found out the band he beat up at that big Australian festival was actually taken care of by Mr. Homme. And Nick just took the rap and you always need guys to keep their mouths shut after fight. Nick seems loyal which I like. If you’ve ever seen Kurt and Courtney (which I wouldn’t be mad at you cause that movie sucked dick) and remember the part where the show the Dwarves’ show and that fan gets kicked in the face. Well that was Nick doing the kickin’. Would you fuck with the guy?
3. Mark Lanegan – Mark just exudes bad ass. So he’s a mainstay here. Plus he’s been known to just deck people for just looking at him funny. He just had a dreary disposition and doesn’t look like a guy it’d be fun to piss off. Basically if you’ve sung in Queens of the Stone Age, you’re on this list. So…
4. Nick Cave – Nick, especially back in his Birthday Party days, was a hell raiser. No doubt. He just beat the shit out of fans and the herion was no good to him I’m sure. He ran around on stage and wigged out and screamed and fell down and drank. Basically he seems like he could hold his own in a fight. Plus adding Nick Cave to a list or a group of people or a fight automatically makes you/it cooler.
5. Jack White – So Jack probably wouldn’t fight cause he’s all into good vibes and love and shit but if you got someone to talk shit about Meg or the Stripes, I’m sure he’d rip apart some arms. You guys did see what he did to that dork from the Von Bondies, right? Jack’s a pretty big boy too. So even if he didn’t participate after the fight you’re still hanging out with Jack White and that’s pretty cool.
*****Update*****
Some people have been doubting Jack's usefulness in a fight and I'm here to rid those worries from your pretty little heads. So Jack may be a dork in a lot of ways but I'm sticking with him in a fight.
Ok that's my list. Now you can make your own. It's fun for the whole family. Well except your grandma and probably your little sister but everyone else will have fun with it.
Top Five Musician's To Have in a Fight With You
1. Josh Homme -- Why? The dude is 6'5" and like 250. He beat the shit out of Blag Dahlia from the Dwarves and Blag Jesus ain't no small dude. He was in Kyuss, the baddest of all stoner rock bands (and stoner rock ain't for dudes in spanex and makeup) and now he's in Queens of the Stone Age, who just exude bad ass. He also played football in high school, not cause he liked the game but because he just wanted to hit someone. He knocked out some Hell's Angel for fuckin with Mr. Homme (Brody from the Distillers). And basically he's the coolest guy in modern rock music; just read any interview with him to find out.
2. Nick Oliveri – So Nick just seems crazy with the goatee (which his is a prime example of why they call it that), and the naked on stage-ness, and the screaming, and the cokehead persona. But I found out the band he beat up at that big Australian festival was actually taken care of by Mr. Homme. And Nick just took the rap and you always need guys to keep their mouths shut after fight. Nick seems loyal which I like. If you’ve ever seen Kurt and Courtney (which I wouldn’t be mad at you cause that movie sucked dick) and remember the part where the show the Dwarves’ show and that fan gets kicked in the face. Well that was Nick doing the kickin’. Would you fuck with the guy?
3. Mark Lanegan – Mark just exudes bad ass. So he’s a mainstay here. Plus he’s been known to just deck people for just looking at him funny. He just had a dreary disposition and doesn’t look like a guy it’d be fun to piss off. Basically if you’ve sung in Queens of the Stone Age, you’re on this list. So…
4. Nick Cave – Nick, especially back in his Birthday Party days, was a hell raiser. No doubt. He just beat the shit out of fans and the herion was no good to him I’m sure. He ran around on stage and wigged out and screamed and fell down and drank. Basically he seems like he could hold his own in a fight. Plus adding Nick Cave to a list or a group of people or a fight automatically makes you/it cooler.
5. Jack White – So Jack probably wouldn’t fight cause he’s all into good vibes and love and shit but if you got someone to talk shit about Meg or the Stripes, I’m sure he’d rip apart some arms. You guys did see what he did to that dork from the Von Bondies, right? Jack’s a pretty big boy too. So even if he didn’t participate after the fight you’re still hanging out with Jack White and that’s pretty cool.
*****Update*****
Some people have been doubting Jack's usefulness in a fight and I'm here to rid those worries from your pretty little heads. So Jack may be a dork in a lot of ways but I'm sticking with him in a fight.
Ok that's my list. Now you can make your own. It's fun for the whole family. Well except your grandma and probably your little sister but everyone else will have fun with it.
posted by Daniel Moore at 3:01 AM
4 Comments:
Okay, so I see your reasons for the top three . . .
. . . and I would probably have the same three on my list.
I've only heard one song by Nick Cave, but it was so fucking awesome (There is a Light). I trust your judgment with his level of badassness.
But Jack White? Come on, the pasty bastard is a few nosejobs short of looking like Wacko Jacko. And the Zellweger chick left him for a country-pop pussy . . .
Which leaves spot number 5 open for me. This is going to be awfully cliched, but I'd have to say Henry Rollins. I'm too tired to explain.
Yeah I couldn't say Hank cause most of the time nowadays I'm left wanting to beat the shit out of him. But there need no explanation for why you'd pick him. He's huge and he's pissed. Check.
But check out the photos I just updated with.
Haha. Although I stick wih my "P.W.B." comment on the guy, I stand corrected n his level of kick-assness.
That Von Bondie douche probably deserved to have his ass handed to him on a platter anyway.
PWB? that is what exactly? I like the Stripes too.
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