It's Go Time!!
So today I thought of a new series to start but never actually finish nor get any fucking help from the other assholes on this shit hole. Fuck you guys. The aforementioned series is "Bands I would like to fight." It's pretty self explainatory. These bands range from going to their shitty shows just to attack to seeing them on the street where I'd haul off on them. But I was just gonna make a list cause some of them don't really have very good reasoning behind them (like most hatred) but some deserve full post. So I guess I'll start with number one with a bullet.
Fall Out Boy- This band is everything wrong with music. Their songs suck. The dress like morons. Their bassist has nude pictures of himself on the internet. They cater to teenage girls. They referenced Sixteeen Candles in one of their songs. All their song titles are fucking sentences. "Yesterday" is one word and it sums the whole fucking song up. These assholes use completely irrelevant titles that do nothing. Their singer's sideburns make me want to kill. Their video is "Thiller" with vampires. What the fuck kinda dorks participate in that shit? Their names are even stupid: Patrick Stump, Peter Wentz. Their album titles are dumb. They smashed their equipment at one of those dorky MTV award shows and everyone was shocked. Never seen the Who, jerk offs? God damn. You say "fuck" now and it's shocking to these suits. But that's off topic. Their damn shirts are annoying. They have nothing to do with the band at all. Just says the name over some crummy graphic design. They're named after a Simpsons character and didn't even know about it; plus they spelled the name wrong. Milhouse is gonna be pissed. Their shitty bassist/lyricist couldn't even commit suicide right. Oh there's more I'm sure. The real reason why I picked them first is because I'm pretty sure I could actually kick the shit out of all four of them. No problem, unless they started thosed dumb xhardxcorex guitar twirls, then I'm fucked. I hope Fall Out Boy comes through here sometime soon.
Fall Out Boy- This band is everything wrong with music. Their songs suck. The dress like morons. Their bassist has nude pictures of himself on the internet. They cater to teenage girls. They referenced Sixteeen Candles in one of their songs. All their song titles are fucking sentences. "Yesterday" is one word and it sums the whole fucking song up. These assholes use completely irrelevant titles that do nothing. Their singer's sideburns make me want to kill. Their video is "Thiller" with vampires. What the fuck kinda dorks participate in that shit? Their names are even stupid: Patrick Stump, Peter Wentz. Their album titles are dumb. They smashed their equipment at one of those dorky MTV award shows and everyone was shocked. Never seen the Who, jerk offs? God damn. You say "fuck" now and it's shocking to these suits. But that's off topic. Their damn shirts are annoying. They have nothing to do with the band at all. Just says the name over some crummy graphic design. They're named after a Simpsons character and didn't even know about it; plus they spelled the name wrong. Milhouse is gonna be pissed. Their shitty bassist/lyricist couldn't even commit suicide right. Oh there's more I'm sure. The real reason why I picked them first is because I'm pretty sure I could actually kick the shit out of all four of them. No problem, unless they started thosed dumb xhardxcorex guitar twirls, then I'm fucked. I hope Fall Out Boy comes through here sometime soon.
posted by Daniel Moore at 7:34 PM
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