I'd Beat Them Up but I'd Just Give Them More Material.

Good Charlotte. How could I have forgotten these cum dumpsters? They are everything that is wrong with what is perceived as “punk” today. They are image over music. They dress like mentally retarded 12 year olds. Dressing in bondage clothes and having a mohawk was lame even back in 1977 but today it’s like dressing up like in a powder wig and buckled shoes. It’s a period of time that has passed; take the ethos and let the stupid fashion die. They are lead by the two beastly twins who hosted All Things Rock on MTV. Which by the way did not show anything that rocked; it was just bands like Good Charlotte or ones that influenced them. Oh great just what I wanted to see. They’re the punk ones in the band; they dress like it; the act like it; they produce Hilary Duff’s album; they date the same Disney reject. They’ve even been Punk’d: note the misspelling it’s extra punx rawk. The even have a clothing line and you all know how I feel on that issue. Then there’s their other guitarist: the Goth one. Oh how I love him. With his spin jumps and mascara that looks like tears. Then there’s the bassist; you know the really fat one. Now let’s talk about their music for a second since it is kind of important I guess. “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous” is really dumb. The sentiment is dumb because these douches are rich and famous. And Mike Watt from the Minutemen was in the video and I thought Mike was cool. Nope wrong. And what’s the deal with that song that says “another loser anthem?” You can’t call a song an anthem within the song especially and then expect me to take your band seriously ever again. Deal? Well you already fucked up. What about that song where in the video they were dressed up like vegetables? What was the deal with the boy band vocals? What’s with them in general? I don’t understand and I guess I never will. Can someone explain to me how they started a band, thought it was good, got shows, got a record contract, still have a record contract, have any fans much less more fans that someone of quality like say Elliott Smith, still put our records, have not been exposed as fakes, and still have a record deal? Huh? How the fuck did this happen?