Assholes and Douchebags
So it's been long since overdue that I post a fucking article. I've been getting shit about it and giving myself shit for not responding sooner to these longing cries. Well, no more! And enough of this stupid ranting.
Here is the lesson on assholes and douchebags (and mind you, there is a difference, as I will explain within this post), but as with anything I say or write, please be allowing and give me some leeway because not doing so will leave you with a sore attitude and a throbbing headache.
An asshole, once only referring to an oriface on the human body that was used for the release of excrement, is now accepted to mean a brash or haughty fellow.
A douchebag, a device used to either aid cleaning of or control waste materials in the process of vaginal rejuvenation (or douching), is even more widely defined as a totally jerk loser, a dirtbag, or fucking scum.
Although these two terms seem similar, do not be fooled, for they are used to describe two totally different types of people. Ted "The Nuge" Nugent is an asshole. You fuck with The Nuge, he will fuck with you . . . and believe me, you don't want to fuck with The Nuge. You must first start something with the opposing party before they go out of his/her/their way to rip the very flesh from your bones. That is the essence of an asshole (ahh, smell that fresh dairy air).
A douchebag, on the other hand, is a person who feels it necessary to "start shit" for no apparent reason other than to make some sort of ill-willed statement or to piss someone off. A prime current example of this are those bastards from the Westboro Baptist Church who sent hatred to soldiers and homosexuals in their "God likes dead soldiers" and "God hates fags" protest(?) . . . not sure what you would call it . . . ah yes, rant. If you have a problem with someone's lifestyle that doesn't interfere with yours or someone elses, you should shut the fuck up about it. Otherwise, you are the notorious douchebag. Sure, an asshole will blow things out of proportion, but there exists an immediate cause for this, whatever trivial it may be.
You can be an asshole and still be cool. You may even be lucky enough to climb the social ladder because of your nature. But you are screwed if you are labeled a douchebag, because as everyone knows, douchebags are never cool.
So how does this relate to music? I threw Ted Nugent in there, so what does it matter? God, I'm such an asshole.
Here is the lesson on assholes and douchebags (and mind you, there is a difference, as I will explain within this post), but as with anything I say or write, please be allowing and give me some leeway because not doing so will leave you with a sore attitude and a throbbing headache.
An asshole, once only referring to an oriface on the human body that was used for the release of excrement, is now accepted to mean a brash or haughty fellow.
A douchebag, a device used to either aid cleaning of or control waste materials in the process of vaginal rejuvenation (or douching), is even more widely defined as a totally jerk loser, a dirtbag, or fucking scum.
Although these two terms seem similar, do not be fooled, for they are used to describe two totally different types of people. Ted "The Nuge" Nugent is an asshole. You fuck with The Nuge, he will fuck with you . . . and believe me, you don't want to fuck with The Nuge. You must first start something with the opposing party before they go out of his/her/their way to rip the very flesh from your bones. That is the essence of an asshole (ahh, smell that fresh dairy air).
A douchebag, on the other hand, is a person who feels it necessary to "start shit" for no apparent reason other than to make some sort of ill-willed statement or to piss someone off. A prime current example of this are those bastards from the Westboro Baptist Church who sent hatred to soldiers and homosexuals in their "God likes dead soldiers" and "God hates fags" protest(?) . . . not sure what you would call it . . . ah yes, rant. If you have a problem with someone's lifestyle that doesn't interfere with yours or someone elses, you should shut the fuck up about it. Otherwise, you are the notorious douchebag. Sure, an asshole will blow things out of proportion, but there exists an immediate cause for this, whatever trivial it may be.
You can be an asshole and still be cool. You may even be lucky enough to climb the social ladder because of your nature. But you are screwed if you are labeled a douchebag, because as everyone knows, douchebags are never cool.
So how does this relate to music? I threw Ted Nugent in there, so what does it matter? God, I'm such an asshole.
posted by Peter Landis at 2:14 AM
4 Comments:
Ok Ok thank fucking God (not one that hates fags or dead soldiers or dead fags or dead soldier fags)that you finally posted and was it worth the wait? Yes and so much much more. This being our first time and all, I will always cherish it. You are my only true love.
But about the actual post. I didn't know any of this. I have actual learned something today. I feel like I'm in school and school sucks. But this did not suck but the Nuge does suck. He is a Republican, gun-toting, egotistical, chauvanistic, straight-edge, cat scratch fever havin' asshole. Or was that the point? But the Amboy Dukes are pretty cool. I might post some of that shit on here maybe but probably not. But this shit was funny but it didn't relate to music since the Nuge is far from music. But it deal with that crazy extremist guy. And you did post it. So on a overall level it meet most of the requirments set out for you. But since you didn't follow the rules and that is, of course, punk fucking rock. And punk fucking rock is hugely supported here. This receives a A+ grade. But if you really were punk fucking rock you wouldn't care about grades. So you lose and I'm taking back my compliments. But the Nuge still sucks and you pegged him correctly as an asshole. So congrats poser.
Yeah, I know. That's what I get for drinking before I make a post.
And yes, I do hate the Nuge. I think he's an asshole. Literally. Like, the only thing that comes out of him is shit.
No no no. This post is gold, Jerry, gold. No worries here. The fact that you were drinking beforehand only adds to the Milo Mystique (which I think you should change the name of your show to). The Nuge joke is damn good. Very witty. Yes I am a humor critic, what's it to ya?
It makes him an asshole since he was provoked by some douchebag.
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