Oh Yeah I had a Thing Going on at One Time. "Bands I'd Like to Fight" Lives On.

The Red Hot Chili Pepper. Hall of Fame bound Band. Innovators. Living Legends. Dorki Malorki (it’s Latin). I hate the Peps. They just piss me off something fierce. Maybe it’s the slap bass; maybe it’s the same vocals in every song; maybe it’s that they have John Fruscainte in their band and still manage to be lame; maybe it’s that their drummer looks like Will Ferrell. They try to act all shocking and scary but they’re like 45 years old. Flea likes to act “crazy” but I’m not buying it. You guys went on that CD USA show with those cast off from The Real World. Real punk rock dudes. Their new video is lame to the max. The go through music trends from the ‘50s to the now and dress the part in each one. So ground breaking. So awe-inspiring. The song isn’t though; it’s a fucking rip off of a Tom Petty song. Their new-er video looks just like the old new video or something. Their fusion of rap and funk and metal and punk just sounds like shit to me. Every other video has then doing something crazy (like having braids in their hair or dressed up in orange) and dancing around like idiots. That one video show how fucking egotistical they are. The lead singer gets kidnapped and Flea has to come to the rescue. What? Why would some one want to kidnap you? That's like having "hot babes" in your video; it doesn't prove you fuck hot chicks, just that you can pay some two-bit whores to star in your video. Same concept here. The worst part is the singer is holding Germ’s lead singer Darby Crash’s biography. Flea was in Fear too. How did he fall so far? Frusciante has scars all over his arms from drugs; again how are they fucking up with him in the band? He’s got dentures too, also from drugs, which I can’t figure if that really awesome or uber-lame. Anyways Kiedis is one of the worst frontmen of all time. I’m going on record with that one. He sounds like a complete moron; his lyrics are all about California; he dances around like a dork. He’s probably the real reason I utterly despise this band. So, Flea, you can thank your psuedo-poet buddy for losing an album sale. Actually I hate the music too. So you can blame yourself. But big bands never tour around here so this is just an idealized dream really. Man this was jumbled mess but I'm sure you get the point.